Built for vibes. Not velocity.
This funny sloth graphic tee is for anyone who’s done being rushed, overbooked, or “high-energy” on purpose.
Featuring a hand-drawn sloth cruising on a scooter with the caption “BUILT FOR VIBES, NOT VELOCITY,” this shirt is the perfect mix of laid-back humor and everyday comfort. Wear it to work, WFH days, slow weekends, or whenever your personality is set to low battery mode.
Why you’ll love it
Funny sloth shirt with a chill, relatable quote
Relaxed fit for a comfortable, easy-going look
Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, broken-in feel that gets softer over time
Heavyweight cotton that feels sturdy and holds its shape
Great for introverts, overthinkers, remote workers, and anyone who moves through life at their own pace
Product features
100% heavyweight cotton (6.0 oz/yd²) with a relaxed fit
Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage, lived-in look
Wide rib collar + shoulder/neck taping for shape retention
OEKO-TEX® Standard 100 certified materials
Socially conscious production: FLA/WRAP-certified
Tear-away label
DTG/DTF printed details for clean, durable prints
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), gentle cycle
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam on low if needed
Do not dry clean
