If you’ve ever walked outside in winter and immediately regretted having skin… this one’s for you. Todd’s in full cold-weather survival mode, layered up like an onion—because apparently the cold does have emotional consequences.
This funny winter crewneck sweatshirt is perfect for cold weather humor, introvert energy, and anyone who lives in layers from October to… May. A solid gift for the friend who hates winter, the coworker freezing in the office, or the homebody who considers “going out” a personal attack.
Product features - 80% ring-spun cotton, 20% polyester midweight fabric (weight: 8.4 oz/yd² / 285 g/m²) - Dropped shoulders for a relaxed, easy fit - 1x1 ribbed cuffs and bottom hem with spandex for stretch and recovery - Tubular (no side seams) construction for cleaner look and less fabric waste - Tear-away label and REACH certified; made in Bangladesh
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
