Meet your new go-to funny crewneck sweatshirt for days when planning is optional but the vibe is mandatory. This cozy sloth graphic sweatshirt features a laid-back sloth in a hoodie and sunglasses, holding an iced drink, with the quote: “I don’t have a plan. I have a vibe.” It’s the perfect low-effort statement piece for work from home, casual errands, coffee runs, or whenever your social battery is running on “not today.”
Designed for comfort and everyday wear, this unisex crewneck sweatshirt layers easily over tees and pairs with jeans, leggings, or joggers. If you love relatable humor, soft cozy fits, and subtle “same” energy, this one belongs in your rotation. Also makes a great gift for the friend who’s always winging it (with style).
Why you’ll love it
Cozy midweight feel: 8.0 oz/yd² cotton-poly blend for everyday warmth
Clean fit: tubular knit (no side seams) for a smoother silhouette
Holds its shape: ribbed collar + double-needle stitching on key seams
Low-key, wearable humor: funny quote + minimal illustration for daily outfits
More peace of mind: OEKO-TEX certified dyes + US cotton sourcing
Care
Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F) • Tumble dry low • Do not iron • Do not dry clean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
