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Unisex Funny Graphic Tee– Sloth Quote Tee (Garment-Dyed Marbled Wash)
Unisex Funny Graphic Tee– Sloth Quote Tee (Garment-Dyed Marbled Wash)
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Meet your new favorite funny graphic t-shirt for anyone who’s confidently winging it. This relaxed-fit sloth shirt features a hand-drawn sloth on the move with the quote: “I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it confidently.” It’s the perfect vibe for work from home days, chaotic errands, awkward social plans, and every “adulting” moment where you’re doing your best (with style).
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this tee has that soft, broken-in comfort from day one—plus a garment-dyed color blast wash that creates a unique marbled look on every shirt (no two are the same). It’s easy, weird-in-a-good-way, and quietly hilarious—aka the uniform for people who don’t fit in… on purpose.
Why you’ll love it
Funny social anxiety / introvert humor graphic tee
Color blast wash = unique marbled look on every shirt
Relaxed fit for easy everyday wear
100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, broken-in feel
Built to last with double-needle stitching + necktape
Product details
100% ring-spun cotton
Garment-dyed color blast (each piece has a unique pattern)
Medium-weight fabric (6.1 oz/yd²)
Relaxed fit
Durable seams + stable structure for long-term wear
Care instructions
Machine wash cold (max 30C / 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low
Iron/steam low heat
Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
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